I'm feeling dizzy. Actually, I'm seeing stars. Just like people do in cartoons. Lanny Barby does that to me every single time. You'd think I'd learn by now. I get the same feeling when I eat cold stuff too fast. She's far from cold, she's smoking hot. I don't know what to do with myself. All I see is this smoking hot babe and my mind is lost.

It is all I can do to sit here and type this. I actually had to go outside for some fresh air. I don't know how I would handle it if I was in the same room with her. I'd probably start riding her leg like a horny dog. That sounds like a bit much, but it is true. I hear alarms and see flashing lights when I see Lanny Barby. I really don't know what I can do to change this.

She's teasing us all in these pictures. She's making us go fucking crazy. There isn't a damn thing that any of us can do. All we can do is look at her. Take fast look then turn our heads quickly. Someone should start a support group for people who have fallen for Lanny. I would be the first one to join!