What have we done to deserve this? You'd think that we were good all year long. Hell, for ten years! All you have to do is look at Briana Banks and you'll know what I'm talking about. I like those white sexy stockings she's wearing. Those would look great if she was wearing a schoolgirl uniform. I'm giving myself an erection right now. Well, actually, Briana Banks gave me that erection. That and the lotion that I'm using right now. Yes, I can type with one hand.

You get used to it when you look at girls as sexy as Briana Banks. I don't feel guilty. I know I'm not the only guy stroking it while looking at Briana Banks. It sure is getting hot in here. All I have to do is look again at those pictures and I need a cold drink.

Briana Banks will scramble your brains if you aren't careful. Sit back, relax, and do what you do best. Go ahead, Briana Banks won't mind. It won't be the first seed spilled while looking at her.